Me @ myself: it’s not that serious
Myself @ me: …yea it is bitcj
i’m so sorry for being a customer, i want to leave you alone but sometimes i have to buy things or eat. please understand i use self checkout whenever i can
Plants are just like… Too much sun. Not enough sun. Ground too wet. Ground too dry. The pH balance is wrong. There’s not enough drainage. I don’t like terracotta. Feed me. Stop feeding me. God was killed here. I do not vibe with this soil.

Me: *sees my stuffed animal on the floor next to my bed*
Me: Why wasn’t I a better parent

